Verses Written On The Occasion Of Getting The COVID Vaccine
To the tune of: CHORUS OF EPIDEMIOLOGISTS: Lock down, lock down Show mercy if you can Lock down, lock down To save your fellow man CITIZEN ONE: The spring is here The sun is in the sky CHORUS: Lock down, lock down Or thousands more will die CITIZEN TWO: I’ve done no wrong I want to cut my hair CHORUS: Lock down, lock down The virus doesn’t care CITIZEN THREE: A single hug One hug is all I ask CHORUS: Lock down, lock
Metadata
- Published: April 27, 2021
- Source: https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/verses-written-on-the-occasion-of
- Document ID:
2021-04-27_verses-written-on-the-occasion-of_full
Category Map
Organizations
- FDA (83 mentions)
Full Primary Source Text
To the tune of: CHORUS OF EPIDEMIOLOGISTS: Lock down, lock down Show mercy if you can Lock down, lock down To save your fellow man CITIZEN ONE: The spring is here The sun is in the sky CHORUS: Lock down, lock down Or thousands more will die CITIZEN TWO: I’ve done no wrong I want to cut my hair CHORUS: Lock down, lock down The virus doesn’t care CITIZEN THREE: A single hug One hug is all I ask CHORUS: Lock down, lock down Six feet and wear a mask CITIZEN FOUR: When I get free, you won’t see me Here for dust CHORUS: Lock down, lock down We’re sorry, that’s the rule CITIZEN FIVE: How long, O Lord Before my kids have school? CHORUS: Lock down, lock down Show mercy if you can Lock down, lock down To save your fellow man NURSE: Now bring me patient number twenty-three You will be getting your vaccine from me You know what that means ME: Yes, it means I’m free! NURSE: No! Large gatherings could still transmit You’re still at risk ME: I’m thirty-six and fit! NURSE: You’re in the herd ME: I barely leave my room My social life is close to death And I’ve been stuck here - NURSE: - You’ll be stuck again Unless you learn to value expertise ME: I know the value of these thirteen months Because of expertise NURSE: Two days to find the key The rest , because bureaucracy Yes, patient twenty-three ME: Time’s up, I’m gonna go NURSE: And here’s your passport Do not forget your card Do not forget it Patient twenty-three CHORUS: Lock down, lock down New variants are near Lock down, lock down You’ll always live in fear ME: Freedom is mine. The earth is still. I feel the wind. I breathe again. And the sky clears The world is waking. Drink from the pool. How clean the taste. Never forget the year of waste. Nor forgive the FDA For what they’ve done. They are the guilty - every one. The day begins And now let’s see What this new world Will do for me.